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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

"A Bad Trip is a Good Trip if you catch the message of the experience"

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer)